Mar 13, 2007

so one of those..."i never stop talking" customers comes in. Points to a camera,and states," i had one of those, are they worth anything?"

Me- "some are depends on the condition and what not."
him- "I went...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, this is a pointless story that I KNOW you are totally on the edge of your seat about"

Then he proceeds over to a table and picks up a glass "is this for wine or champagne?"
me- "champagne"
him- "do you like champagne?"
me- "nope"
him-"dont get me started about champagne"
me- under my breathe"i wont"

he then walks towards the back of the store....and yells"do you have any good headphones"
me- "ummm...im......"
him- interrupting my answer, still in the back of the store "thats what im looking for"

his visit continued like this for a while, and i have actually forgotten most of it because it was random comment after stoopid question after many "i dont care about this story" stories. This included questions about my old work...from 7 years ago.
him- "hey what happened to the guys from the rock n roll reporter?"
me- "not too sure really" (i know a little butits not worth getting into it with him)
him- "have you talked to vinnie? wasnt he in a band? is he still in it?"
me- "i havent talked to him in 7 years"

him- "ramble ramble ramble"
enter white noise...........................................................

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